The New and Improved President

It is now 2012 and i am the NEW PRESIDENT... For me it wasn't that hard to become president. Everyone likes me! what makes me different from all of the other bimbo's is that i really want to work with the citizens of America. YEA YEA... thats what all the other presidents say but really in my heart i feel like that is a bunch of bull s*!% .i allow people to write me letters with proposals on how i can help America and i take it into consideration. they want some free health care.. i will work on it. they want less poverty i will work on lowering prices and increasing homeless shelters for those in desperate need. Its not easy having a baby with a job and a house.
Why cant we just have some peace with all the countries that we are in war with? i just seen it as.... we are in war for a specific reason and now we have a bunch of random reason's. i don't want to hurt other people in different countries... i don't want to break their homes. that's mean man!!! we need more niceness in this world and maybe people will want to change for the better. Another thing... when i hear people on the t.v and news talk about all this political talk i honestly CAN NOT understand a word that is coming out of their mouth..why use big words??? to sound smarter??? well i think that they are beating around the bush. they should just come out and say what they need to say. if its a yes or no answer just say YES or NO... i don't want to hear a paragraph.!
So once we become united.. There is no need to thank me.. i'm just doing my job!

Sincerely,
Ms. President